Don’t you just love spam email? Not all of it is junk you know, sometimes, there’s just some gems in there you have to share with others… like this one I got today from Mr. Williams Holmes, a good, English sounding name, you think, yes?
Read on… I was especially excited to see that I’ve won so much money in a lottery powered by the Internet.

Something about the wording though… I didn’t think that I’d send Mr. Williams Holmes all my personal details. Have I just lost a lot of money? Shame. To get the full force of this email, it’s best if you read it with a fonejacker style African voice.
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Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £250,000.00 in
the Uk National Online Email Lottery held in UK,
e-mail addresses were picked randomly by computerised balloting
powered by the Internet. Your email address was amongst
those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial No:5388/02
Winning number: 05.14.22.25.36.05 {08}
Draw (#1055)
To claim your prize, please contact
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1.Agent Name: Mr.Williams Holmes
2.Agent williams_holmes@live.com
3.Agent Tel :+447031967643
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Claims Requirements:
1.full name:
2.Home Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Tele:
6.Occupation:
7.Country of Residence:
8.Nationality:
9.Amount Won:
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Congratulations once more from all members
and staff of this program.
Sincerely,
Dr.(Mrs.) Albano, Maria C.
Online Co-ordinator
Send your details to williams_holmes@live.com Only